Tesluv is like a plant. It feeds on happiness. Therefore, let us make sure that our life is full with it to make Tesluv grows. Aminn...
Don't only ask about it
Do something about it
Have it awaken you
When I said you never leave comment?
Start learn how to leave one
Not just text me
And said nothing could be done
Do something about it
Like when
I said fb is difficult
But I fb anyway
I learn how to sway
And how to share
And I hope you will care.
Abang dah jadi cikgu. Kita dah jadi cikgu. Teachers. Tahniah kat kita. Tapi memang senario dunia cikgu sekarang sangat berbeza dengan suatu ketika dulu. Terima je lah hakikat. Dunia dah berubah. Jadi cikgu sekarang kena banyak sabar. Tapi banyak kali juga explode dalam kelas bila abang tak tahan dengan perangai bebudak tue. Adusss.... sabarlah hati. Harap-harap cepatlah abang grasp the ideas and techniques in controlling the students and myself.... Tak suka tengok transformation cikgu-cikgu lama yang jadi macam sakit jiwa bila dah lama mengajar.... Nauzubillah.
Abang tadi lepak dengan dua orang tua yang abang rasa umur sekali ganda older than me. Diorang tue tukang yang tolong carikan rumah petang tadi... diorang lagi arif kerana itu tempat diorang and nanti kalau dah lulus diorang la juga yang akan baiki rumah-rumah tue.
The funny one liners frequently made by our
teachers Lecturer: “Open the windows. Let the
atmosphere come." “I have 2 daughters, both of them r
girls!!!” In Chemistry, Sir: "Once you see the water boiling
make sure that it is hot".
Current mood: 
artistic
it's hilarious LOL
“Both of you three .. get out of the class.”
Mathematics professor: "Now divide the area
into three equal halves".
In Computer, Sir: "u get outting my
class"
The diagram in the book was a very complicated
one. So, the math teacher made a neater diagram on the blackboard &
announced, "Don't look at book figure, look at my figure.”
"I'll take your surprise test on Monday."
“Form a straight circle."
“Close ur teeth."
“Pick up the paper and fall in the
dustbin!!!"
Water coolers were near toilets. One day the
teacher said..."No going to toilet OR drinking it!!!"
"Draw a circle of any shape."
"WHO IS THIS PEN?"
“The boy behind the last bench ... stand up write
orally.”
"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY
BACK.."
“Both the 3 of u stand in the 4 corners of the
room.”
“Boys stand to the left, girls to the right, and
the rest in the centre."
“Why is fan not oning"
“Write down ur name n father of ur name!!”
"Shhh... quiet... the princiPAUL is revolving
around college."
“The vice principal:"I and Mrs. Chona (my
Princi) have worked very hard day and night and have reproduced thousands of
bright children."....!!!
The class after lunch.. “Open the stupid doors of
the windows.., i want more air force."
“I also have 2 daughters at my house.. i married
one and am studying the other..”
"Hang this calendar or else I will hang
myself."
"Before entering tissue culture lab,
everything and every one should be STERILIZED."
“Sir, this girl was lying with me yesterday, and
today she is lying with you!!”
“Take a fine copper wire of any metal!”
"ITS VERY HOT.THE SWEAT IS FALLING LIKE RAIN."
"SIT DOWN AND GET OUT!"...
"I had a muscle fracture some months back.”
Abang sangat suka mendengar Light and Easy (now known as LiteFM) suatu ketika dulu setelah my friend kat matrik introduced me to this wonderful radio station with the harmonic choice of songs to be aired. The liteness would not make me or anyone to jiggy with it but it cool my nerves and clear the tense.
Knife by RockwellYou touched my lifeWith the softness in the nightMy wish was your commandUntil you ran out of loveI... read more
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